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Better days are coming

Because worst days are f*ing them hard

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1. A holocaust survivor dies of old age and goes to heaven. When he gets there he meets God and tells him a holocaust joke. God says, “That’s not funny”. The survivor says...

I guess you had to be there

2. What do you call a boring wife?

A Nilla Wifer

3. The amputee who saved that kid from drowning needs more love.

The least folks could do is give him a hand.>!&#x200B;!<

4. Whenever my car hits a pothole, it sents a jolt through my back. I don’t know if it’s shocks or struts.

The suspension is killing me

5. I should just hurry out of the elevator and not bother flirting with this woman i'm alone here with

She's drop dead gorgeous, has great style and I just cut a deadly silent one.

6. I really like wind turbines

Big fan.

7. Did you hear about that Beatle that despised communists?

His name was Paul McCarthy!

8. How is a Scientology seminar similar to an Indian bakery?

They're both full of naan scents.

9. I just got busted for stealing wine…

Now they’re taking me to cork!

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